Mechelle sent me another great email that I had to share...thanks Sweetheart!
GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do
Can I get an
AMEN!!
Love and Kisses
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE!!!!
Well...I finally made it. 49 pounds to go.
There are a couple of obstacles...a huge blister on the bottom of my heal, and my back is starting to really hurt after my walk.
So, I am changes my walking. I started out walking this week at 3.2 and I am going to walk ALL week at 3.2. I will increase the speed once a week from now on, until I get to 4.0. I hate to change, but I am scared I will hurt my back and I won't be able to walk at all.
So:
For the Record:
60 Minutes 3.2 M.P.H.
Distance 3.2 Miles
Calories Burned 291.7
AND 2 more lost pounds
Love and Kisses
There are a couple of obstacles...a huge blister on the bottom of my heal, and my back is starting to really hurt after my walk.
So, I am changes my walking. I started out walking this week at 3.2 and I am going to walk ALL week at 3.2. I will increase the speed once a week from now on, until I get to 4.0. I hate to change, but I am scared I will hurt my back and I won't be able to walk at all.
So:
For the Record:
60 Minutes 3.2 M.P.H.
Distance 3.2 Miles
Calories Burned 291.7
AND 2 more lost pounds
Love and Kisses
Monday, April 13, 2009
MONDAY AGAIN?
Well, here it is Monday again, and I have great news!!! After last week, with the kids here, I didn't think I would have lost anything. If fact, I told Jed I would be happy if I didn't gain anything. We had all night poker games, with hot fudge brownies to hold us over. Four days of pigging out. Hee hee!!!
Anyway, I still walked every day and I didn't weigh-in last Monday. So I was shocked and relieved to see I had lost 2 whole pounds. One more pound and I'm on the downhill ride.
So...
For the Record:
60 Minutes 3.1 M.P.H.
Distance 3.09 Miles
Calories Burned 286.9
AND 2 more lost pounds
Love and Kisses
Anyway, I still walked every day and I didn't weigh-in last Monday. So I was shocked and relieved to see I had lost 2 whole pounds. One more pound and I'm on the downhill ride.
So...
For the Record:
60 Minutes 3.1 M.P.H.
Distance 3.09 Miles
Calories Burned 286.9
AND 2 more lost pounds
Love and Kisses
Saturday, April 11, 2009
BEN, BELLA and ZOE
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