JOSH ALL DRESSED UP!!!

I just recieved this photo of Josh playing dress up...wonder who he is???? Evie, the dog, is wondering the same thing!
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NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH!!!

Lisa, my sweet daughter-in-law, just emailed me this and I thought I would share it with you...get ready, it's a doozie!

Enjoy a good laugh!

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place...


ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, "isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about 20, medium height, and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And, Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No .
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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HAPPY EASTER, EVERYONE!

Easter is my favorite holiday. It represents a new beginning, a fresh start. We never know what tomorrow will bring, but today we are okay. We still smell the flowers, still look across at our loved ones and still smile when we hear, "But Grandmother, I want you to come with us".

Please take a few minutes today, to hug your family. Spend as much time with them as possible and have fun. Life is so short, and we have so many ways to show each other our love. Let's begin today.

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STUDIO BEDROOM

Here are some photos of my Studio204 Bedroom. I am getting ready to change it and I wanted to share the photos with you. I will post the new Studio204 photos when the room is finished.






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GOOD MORNING

My Daughter-in-Law sent this to me today...and I wanted to share it with you.

JUST LET ME KNOW
Just let me know if ANYONE messes up your day today!
CUZ I GOT YOU COVERED!!

AND I GOT

FRIENDS


Thanks Lisa...Love you!

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YES, I'M STILL HERE!

Yes, I'm still here, and I even managed to put another item on my website. I think after Easter, I am going to go back to putting 5 things a week (I hope) on The Cottage Look. Don't hold me to it, but that is going to be my re-newed goal.Sterling Baby Brushes
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ONE PROUD MOMMA!!!

Tony at 6 Months

Navy Graduation

Tony and his Beautiful Family


After Tony graduated High School, he joined the Navy, spent 6 years on a Nuclear Submarine, met and married Lisa, and has raised two fabulous boys. He works full time, found time to coach soccer, and spend quality time with his family....ALL OF US!! All the while, he has quietly and steadily gone to night school and/or taken classes on line to get his Bachelors Degree.

I am proud to post that, now at 42, we learned he will graduate Magna Cum Laude!!!!

His Dad and I are Proud as Peacocks...We love you so very much, Tony. Thank you for making us the proudest parents ever!!!!

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